About Jabberwocky

Having a bad day? Just need to get away from it all for a few minutes? Well, you've come to the right place, we've got the solution for the lunchroom blues. This is the land of jabberwocky, where nothing is ever serious. Sit back, take a break and have a laugh on us... If you've got a good joke or a bit of trivia, send it on over...we'd love to put it up!

                             Bon Appetite

Hey did you here the one about little Johnny & Tw0 plus two?

Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: “Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch…”

“Johnny !” shouted his mother. “Watch your language! You’re not allowed to use the swearwords.” “But, Mom,” replied the boy, “that’s what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it.”

Next day Johnny’s mother went right into the classroom to complain. “Oh, heavens !” said the teacher. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say, ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’ “